June 6: Humor

1001 Quotations Money Matters Ben Franklin_3.2MB

June 6
Humor

434.
It’s important to me that money not be important to me.
~Les Brown

435.
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
~Charles Dickens

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Money is the most important thing in the world. It represents health, strength, honor, generosity, and beauty as conspicuously as the want of it represents illness, weakness, disgrace, meanness, and ugliness.
~George Bernard Shaw

June 6: Humor

June 6
Humor

434.
In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.
~Stephen Leacock

435.
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
~W.C. Fields

436.
Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.
~Mike Barfieldfuture 2mb