The fyrste lyne of almost eny tale kan be ymproved by makinge sure the secound lyne is, 'Then the capybara astronauts emerged from the pod.'
— Chaucer Doth Tweet (@LeVostreGC) March 7, 2017
— wake up (@WakeUpMFers) March 5, 2017
All for humanitarian purposes, I’m sure.
— DJ AlaskanBased (@AlaskanBased) March 9, 2017
Man Who Threatened To Assassinate Trump BUSTED By Secret Service
— Baked Alaska™ (@bakedalaska) March 8, 2017