June 22: Humor

June 22
Humor

474.
Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily smart. There is ample proof to the contrary.
~Julius Rosenwald

475.
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
~Oscar WildeMoney Matters.05b

 

June 22: Humor

June 22
Humor

474.

Crater: The heroic captain and the intrepid doctor cross interstellar space to preserve our health! Oh, your sense of duty is overwhelming. Now, will you please go back where you came from and tell whoever issues your orders to leave me and my wife alone?

~Star Trek: The Original Series, “The Man Trap”

 

475.

Uhura: Mr. Spock, sometimes I think if I hear that word “frequency” again, I’ll cry.

Spock: It is illogical for a communications officer to resent the word “frequency.”

Uhura: Then I’m an illogical woman. Why don’t you tell me what an attractive lady I am? Or how your planet looks when the moon is full.

Spock: Vulcan has no moon, Miss Uhura.

Uhura: I’m not surprised.

~Star Trek: The Original Series, “The Man Trap”

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