August 6: Humor

August 6
Humor

599.
Saying we are in a slow recovery, not a recession, is like saying we don’t have any unemployed, we just have a lot of people who are really late for work.
~Jay Leno

600.
Fame and riches are fleeting. Stupidity is eternal.
~Don Williams, Jr. (American, born 1968)

601.
Having more money does not insure happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.
~Hobart Brown

Lincoln Memorial in Washington D.C.

August 6: Humor

August 6
Humor

599.
An elephant is a mouse, built to government specifications.
~John Herro

600.
What are you gonna do, talk the alien to death?
~James Cameron, on Sigourney Weaver’s concern about the use of guns in Aliens

601.
Don’t get me wrong—I’m very thankful for all the aliens I’ve met and loved.
~Jonathan Frakes, actor, Commander Riker on Star Trek: The Next Generation

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