August 10: Humor

August 10
Humor

608.
I love to go to Washington–if only to be near my money.
~Bob Hope

609.
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
~Bob Hope

610.
If the nation’s economists were laid end to end, they would point in all directions.
~Arthur H. Motley

 

August 10: Humor

August 10
Humor

608.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.
~Albert Einstein

609.
The Earth is the cradle of Humanity. But one doesn’t always live in the cradle.
~Konstantin Tsiolkovsky

610.
“So this is it,” said Arthur, “We are going to die.”
“Yes,” said Ford, “except . . . no! Wait a minute!” He suddenly lunged across the chamber at something behind Arthur’s line of vision. “What’s this switch?” he cried.
“What? Where?” cried Arthur, twisting round.
“No, I was only fooling,” said Ford, “we are going to die after all.”
~Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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