Time for a New Fad

Time for a fad:

For fads so fun

You streak through fields

Wearing your man bun,


Don crazy hats,

Dance a wild dance,

Wave when you’re fat,

Prance with a lance,


Throw off constraints,

Paint sidewalks red,

Do something quaint

With needle, thread


And burlap bags,

And sing loud songs

With kids and dogs

While playing Pong.