March 10: Humor (Law and Lawyers)

March 10



Judge: I know you, don’t I?

Defendant: Uh, yes.

Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you?

Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you?

Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing justice not to tell me.

Defendant: Okay. I was your bookie.



              From a defendant representing himself:

Defendant: Did you get a good look at me when I stole your purse?

Victim: Yes, I saw you clearly. You are the one who stole my purse.

Defendant: I should have shot you while I had the chance.


Judge: The charge here is theft of frozen chickens. Are you the defendant?

Defendant: No, sir, I’m the guy who stole the chickens.



Show Me

Show me one Democratic “leader” who has said something to this effect, “If it turns out to be true that John Podesta, Hillary Clinton, or anyone else in the Democratic party has molested children, they should be punished to the full extent of the law.”

Six months is not “immediate”

  1. The judge also ordered to begin preparing the evidence to be released to the public IMMEDIATELY. The process is expected to take at least six months to complete. What the f**k have they been doing for the past 5 months exactly? Unreal.

    1. UPDATE: judge shuts down ‘s demand for nearly $500K from the media for the evidence. Says LVMPD can only charge 81 cents a page for evidence logs and interview reports.