Judge: I know you, don’t I?
Defendant: Uh, yes.
Judge: All right, tell me, how do I know you?
Defendant: Judge, do I have to tell you?
Judge: Of course, you might be obstructing justice not to tell me.
Defendant: Okay. I was your bookie.
From a defendant representing himself:
Defendant: Did you get a good look at me when I stole your purse?
Victim: Yes, I saw you clearly. You are the one who stole my purse.
Defendant: I should have shot you while I had the chance.
Judge: The charge here is theft of frozen chickens. Are you the defendant?
Defendant: No, sir, I’m the guy who stole the chickens.
Hush little baby don’t say a word, we are gonna take out Operation Mockingbird
Have left me bare;
I can’t afford
If Gov. Jerry Brown can defy federal immigration law, then will it be okay for a pro-life Governor to stop all abortions in his/her state because unborn not given due process guaranteed in 5th and 14th amendments? Sanctuary state for babies!
Show me one Democratic “leader” who has said something to this effect, “If it turns out to be true that John Podesta, Hillary Clinton, or anyone else in the Democratic party has molested children, they should be punished to the full extent of the law.”