Can someone recommend a good criminal lawyer? I need one. Got arrested today for possession, using, and dealing. I had a plastic straw, was drinking a Coke and gave an extra straw to guy next to me. My bail hearing on live TV
@tbn at 8pm e
Honestly, I am so upset about the straw ban in California. No straw is illegal. Stop calling straws “dangerous” & “hazardous”. They are undocumented straws and they have every right to be present in California, even if some of them are polluting the water & killing sea turtles.
After the second drive-by, my nerves gnawed
My belly, and I pocketed my dad’s gun.
“Need anything from Safeway, mom?” Her God
Was food. “A donut,” said she. “Only one?”
She dropped her broom and laughed. “The meat has thawed.”
“See you.” The screen door banged. This would be fun.
The Gangstas liked to nauseate the clods
Who snapped their pictures at the Salmon Run.
Their leaders’ pants hung ’round his ankles. From
Behind I pushed the gun against his crotch.
“Shooting a six-year-old girl, that was dumb,”
I said. “It was an accident, a botch,”
He said. But when the guide talked loud, I shot.
Back home: “O Mom, your donut, I forgot.”