John 13:34

April 26: Humor

April 26
Humor

317.
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
~Will Rogers (1879–1935), American entertainer, famous for his pithy and homespun humor

318.
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
~Sir James Goldsmith (born 1933), French businessman, publisher and politician

 

1001 Quotations Money Matters Ben Franklin_3.2MB

Fix it with a Hammer

Fix it with a hammer
WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE.
Wow, this girl has a great plan! Love the last thing she would do the best. This was written by a 21 yr. old female who gets it. It’s her future she’s worried about and this is how she feels about the social welfare big government state that she’s being forced to live in! These solutions are just common sense in her opinion.
This was in the Waco Tribune Herald, Waco, TX.
PUT ME IN CHARGE . . .
Put me in charge of food stamps no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho’s, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.
Put me in charge of Medicaid. Then, we’ll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job.
Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your “home” will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.
In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a “government” job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22-inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the “common good.”
Before you write that I’ve violated someone’s rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that this would be “demeaning” and ruin their “self-esteem,” consider that it wasn’t that long ago that taking someone else’s money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self-esteem.
If we are expected to pay for other people’s mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices.   The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.
I love this one….
AND while you are on Gov’t subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov’t welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.
Now, if you have the guts – PASS IT ON…I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO GET THIS BACK, IF EVERYONE SENDS IT, I WILL GET OVER 220 BACK!!! I WOULD KNOW YOU SENT IT ON!!!
Isn’t it weird that in AMERICA our flag and our culture offend so many people……
but our no strings attached benefits don’t?

A 21-year-old girl in Waco, Texas says “Put me in charge!”

This, from a 21-year-old female, was in the Waco Tribune Herald in Waco, Texas on November 18, 2010 (maybe…I haven’t checked it; but it sounds good anyway!).

“Put me in charge . . . ”

Put me in charge of food stamps. I’d get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho’s, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza…

…then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I’d do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligations. Then, we’ll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine and document all tattoos and piercings. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, smoke or get tats and piercings, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks?
You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your “home” will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a “government” job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22-inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the “common good.”

Before you write that I’ve violated someone’s rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that this would be “demeaning” and ruin their “self-esteem,” consider that it wasn’t that long ago that taking someone else’s money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self-esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people’s mistakes, we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

AND, while you are on Gov’t subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a government welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.

April 26: Humor

April 26
Humor

317.

Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby in a month.

~Wernher von Braun

 

318.

Should we force science down the throats of those that have no taste for it? Is it our duty to drag them kicking and screaming into the twenty-first century? I am afraid that it is.

~George Porter (b. 1920), British chemist

 

 future 2mb

“Quotations Series #2” by Day Williams

7th Amendment 10mb

Postcard of Seventh Amendment

gifts call irrevocable 10mb

Postcard of “Irrevocable”

 

Vision 10mb

Postcard of “Vision”

Esther 4.14 sml

Postcard of “Royal Position”

“And who knows but that you have come to your royal position

for such a time as this?” ~Esther 4:14

 

Ephesians 5.11 10mb

Postcard of “Deeds of Darkness”

“Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather expose them.” ~Ephesians 5:11 (NIV)

Psalm 103.12 10mb

Postcard of Psalm 103:12

follow justice 10mb

Postcard of Follow Justice

Psalm 10.15 10mb

Postcard of Call the Evildoer to Account, Psalm 10:15b

 

Chesterton sml

Postcard of Chesterton on Want of Wonder 

 

Do Your Best sml

Postcard of “Do Your Best”

body of work 2 10mb

Postcard of “Body of Work”

 

 

Washington guns 10mb

George Washington on Firearms

“Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance;

they are the people’s liberty’s teeth.”
~George Washington