There were times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
~Spencer Tracy. Spencer Bonaventure Tracy (1900 – 1967) was an American actor.
We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
~Chris Rock, (born 1965), American comedian, actor, screenwriter, drama and television producer, film producer and director
Wealth–any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband.
~H.L. Mencken. Henry Louis “H. L.” Mencken (1880 – 1956) was an American journalist, essayist, magazine editor, satirist, acerbic critic of American life and culture, and a scholar of American English.