January 10: Humor

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January 10
Humor

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Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy, your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
~Woody Allen (born 1935 as Allan Stewart Konigsberg), award-winning American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, and playwright, whose career spans over half a century

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We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.
~Bill Bryson/ William McGuire “Bill” Bryson, OBE (born 1951), best-selling American author of humorous books on travel, as well as books on the English language and science

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January 10: Humor

January 10
Humor

27.
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views . . . which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.
~Doctor Who. Doctor Who is a British science fiction television program produced by the BBC. The program depicts the adventures of a Time Lord—a time travelling, humanoid alien known as the Doctor. He explores the universe in his “TARDIS,” a sentient, telepathic time-and-space-travel machine that flies through the time vortex. Its exterior appears as a blue British police box, a common sight in Britain in 1963, when the series first aired. Along with a succession of companions, the Doctor faces a variety of foes while working to save civilizations, help ordinary people, and right wrongs.

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The farther the experiment is from theory, the closer it is to the Nobel Prize.
~Frederic Joliot-Curiefuture 2mb