February 22: Humor

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February 22
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 146.

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

~Earl Wilson

 

147.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

~Woody Allen (born Allan Stewart Konigsberg; 1935), American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, playwright, and musician whose career spans over half a century.

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February 22: Law and Lawyers: Humor

 

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February 22
Humor

 

146.

Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don’t think about sex at all . . . you know, they become lawyers.

~Woody Allen

147.

This is what has to be remembered about the law; beneath that cold, harsh, impersonal exterior beats a cold, harsh, impersonal heart.

~David Frost

January 10: Humor

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January 10
Humor

27.
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy, your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
~Woody Allen (born 1935 as Allan Stewart Konigsberg), award-winning American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, and playwright, whose career spans over half a century

28.
We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.
~Bill Bryson/ William McGuire “Bill” Bryson, OBE (born 1951), best-selling American author of humorous books on travel, as well as books on the English language and science

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August 8: Humor

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August 8
Humor

604.
I’m astounded by people who want to “know” the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
~Woody Allen

605.
I look forward to the invention of faster-than-light travel. What I’m not looking forward to is the long wait in the dark once I arrive at my destination.
~Marc Beland

 

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July 26: Humor

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July 26
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571.
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
~Dorothy Parker (1893–1967), American short-story writer and poet

572.
Money is something you got to make in case you don’t die.
~Max Asnas

573.
If God only gave me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
~Woody Allen