January 10: Humor

Day Williams created this graphic depiction of this date.
January 10
Humor

27.
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy, your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
~Woody Allen (born 1935 as Allan Stewart Konigsberg), award-winning American screenwriter, director, actor, comedian, author, and playwright, whose career spans over half a century

28.
We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.
~Bill Bryson/ William McGuire “Bill” Bryson, OBE (born 1951), best-selling American author of humorous books on travel, as well as books on the English language and science

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August 8: Humor

Day Williams created this graphic depiction of this date.
August 8
Humor

604.
I’m astounded by people who want to “know” the universe when it’s hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
~Woody Allen

605.
I look forward to the invention of faster-than-light travel. What I’m not looking forward to is the long wait in the dark once I arrive at my destination.
~Marc Beland

 

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July 26: Humor

Day Williams created this graphic depiction of this date.
July 26
Humor

571.
Money cannot buy health, but I’d settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
~Dorothy Parker (1893–1967), American short-story writer and poet

572.
Money is something you got to make in case you don’t die.
~Max Asnas

573.
If God only gave me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
~Woody Allen