The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
~Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 10/30/03
There is no den in the wide world to hide a rogue. Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass. Commit a crime, and it seems as if a coat of snow fell on the ground, such as reveals in the woods the track of every partridge, and fox, and squirrel.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803–1882)