April 6: Humor

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April 6

It used to be said of a man who had suffered a catastrophic setback in his line of work that he had been handed his head on a platter. We are being handed our heads with tweezers now.
~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Timequake (1997), Ch. 9, p. 38. ISBN 0-425-16434-9

You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don’t ever count on having both at once.
~Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough For Love (1973)

You live and learn. Or you don’t live long.
~Robert A. Heinlein, Time Enough For Love (1973)
So next time someone complains that you have made a mistake, tell him that may be a good thing. Because without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.
~Stephen Hawking, Into The Universe with Stephen Hawking (2010)

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